My answer:

the only drugs i would think about doing are alcohol and caffeine and anyone who doesn’t think caffeine is a drug should consume heinous amounts of it like i did for about, oh 12 years and then one day just stop like i had to because i can’t really have it on my medication and the withdrawals will drive you mad and i’ll laugh because i’ve felt your pain, bro and i told you it was a drug except also i watched “the boys and girls guide to getting down” or something on netflix the other night and nothing has ever made me want to snort coke more but i won’t because i’m scared and wouldn’t even know where to get it and my suspicions that it wouldn’t be real coke just baking powder would also probably get in the way so yup just alcohol and caffeine even thought i can’t have caffeine anymore i bet you’re glad you asked i love you.