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nicole, her cat, a bottle of wine, and four years of bad life choices: a memoir.









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jackiehutchens Asked:
15!

My answer:

a story from a sexual/drunken escapade:my four favorites - because i can’t choose.

when i was sixteen and had just found out how much i liked vodka. i drank too much, and threw up in a mcdonald’s for three hours while a child’s birthday party was taking place. i don’t like vodka anymore.

the next one is when we got drunk at a friend’s house, and then decided to go on a walk at like 1 in the morning. the cops pulled us over because they thought we were breaking into cars. i hid in a bush, but then felt bad, so i came out of the bush in the middle of the “interrogation” and no one even mentioned it at all. no one asked why i was in the bush. not even the police.

then the third time is when i got drunk at a friend’s birthday party at 3 in the afternoon, and i was the first one drunk. there was a giant slip n slide, and erik holland busted through the fence at the end of the slide and broke it. i cried that night for no reason, too.

finally, new years. i drank too much and then we all missed the actual countdown and then i threw up out of nick’s moving vehicle. i cried that night, too.


  1. bknrdz said: It’ll never be forgotten.
  2. yesterdays-makeup said: hahaha fuckin’ erik. also i love you too much
  3. jackiehutchens said: Hilariously awesome.
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