January 2012
77 posts
"OCD" by Neil Hilborn.
agent-odd:
The first time I saw her.. Everything in my head went quiet.
All the ticks, all the constantly refreshing images just disappeared.
When you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, you don’t really get quiet moments.
Even in bed, I’m thinking:
Did I lock the doors? Yes. Did I wash my hands? Yes. Did I lock the doors? Yes. Did I wash my hands? Yes.
But when I saw her, the only thing I...
December 2011
52 posts
coreychristophhugo:
I feel like the most unattractive person today.
you are attractive always.
i remember being just a short distance away from 2008, waking up by myself on an unfamiliar linoleum floor. i stood up with the brace of a sense of undeserved accomplishment, and i screamed into each cup of sorrow (of the hard stuff that goes down easy) that i would make it through the night if it fucking killed me.
i had my consciousness long enough to experience the countdown with several...
beckysanspants:
Reasons to say ‘fuck you’ to the Salvation Army.
“The Salvation Army has refused assistance to gay couples unless they break up and “go straight”, Muslim families who refuse to attend “Christian Bible classes”, kids who can’t prove their immigration status, and more.”
Admittedly, i only skimmed the article, but this quote alone should give you a pretty good idea of how awful...
radiobread2:
broke up with my boyfriend because there were hot local singles in my area dying to meet me
boy: hi
me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
the walls in my house are trying to tell me stories of the people who tried to live here before me - stories i never asked to hear. stories hidden underneath the wallpaper, and hidden even further under several coats of paint and the final layer of dust from the living. if you sit in the front hallway and listen really hard, you can almost hear the laughter of children greeting their father as he...
romancoke replied to your photo: last night was a really good night.
“if you are not planning on wearing on ugly sweater, you better not plan on coming lest you wish to receive brutal mistreatment.” -you. (I’m just kidding. You guys look like you had a fantastic time and I wish I was there)
i DID wear an ugly sweater, jarred.. but it was a sauna in their house and i decided to not compromise...
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i’m ready to make bad decisions tonight.
things i think are seriously funny:
tim and eric, old gregg, my best friend, hearing stories about drunk me, my boyfriend, watching people i don’t like get embarrassed, practical jokes, watching practical jokes backfire on the jokester, roseanne, its always sunny, my cat because he’s stupid, how excited some people get about twilight, when people laugh so hard that they pee,...
it’s hard to be the kind of friend who keeps the friendship going. it’s even harder to be the kind of friend who people turn to as a medium to say trying and unjust things about mutual friends. don’t plan revenge with me as a guide. don’t expect me to sit there and tell you you’re right to say things so cruel about people i love. don’t map out ways to throw them...
Boise!
dear boise tumblr friends,
if you have been following me for a while, you probably know that i work for the salvation army at one of their homeless shelters. i’m currently turning toward kind individuals to help me out with something.
it is freezing outside. some of these people don’t really have warm, and decent looking, clothes. if you currently have any coats or warm clothes in...
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i’m having a really hard time keeping myself from walking out the door, jogging up the road to the nearest gas station, and buying a pack of cigarettes.
it’s almost been a year it’s almost been a year it’s almost been a year it’s almost been a year it’s almost been a year don’t be an asshole to yourself you can do it don’t smoke don’t smoke if...
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Anonymous asked: just so you know a certain someones new girlfriend is a total downgrade and you are way pretty than her
i was at the thrift store the other day. nick and i were looking for joke sweaters for an ugly sweater party. in the men’s section, we’d show each other sweaters and say things like, “no, that won’t do. it’s not ugly enough” - laughing the whole time.
and then i noticed a man and a woman across the rack from us. the man was trying on a coat, while the woman...
lol studying whats that is it some kind of dance?
i can’t remember how many times your lips have touched my skin, or the words that went with them. but i can remember how it felt back then, and how it still burns with the things you should have said intead.
you remarked to me how the flicker of the flames near your cheeks felt more like a kiss than any you’ve received before. how sad, i thought, that someone could find so much comfort in destruction. enamored by the blaze, with your eyes glassed over, you asked me if i had ever seen anything so wonderful. we both stood there in awe - you, in awe of the beauty, and me, in disgust.
we watched as...
There are terrible tragedies and injustices...
mattyeager:
and yet it takes a marketing campaign for you assholes to get a fire under your ass and do something. Let me see the letters you wrote and sent through the proper channels about casey anthony or gay marriage or the war in Iraq. Sure, you posted about it on Facebook and Tumblr, but you didn’t do a thing other than that. How about when that tornado hit Joplin. Did you send money?...
i’m sometimes overcome with overwhelming sadness and anger when i think about how cruel people can be to each other.
stayflyyyg:
They should make a film where Jesse Eisenberg is dating Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera is dating Katy Perry and then half way through they all switch places and nobody notices.
Watchmeowiewowie:
just watch it.
Let Dr. Pepper know what you think of their... →
afistfulofrhetoric:
Okay, so I know this is coming a little late, but I’ve been wanting to do it for a while. The advertisements for Dr. Pepper Ten are outright sexist. I’m sure the company has been called on this by many people, but since it’s taken me until now to do it, I’m inviting my followers to do this with me. I encourage you to let them know this is not okay and demand both a change in...
i still wonder about you. almost every day, actually. i wonder about trivial and unimportant things, like how your hair looks now, if you ever got your spine fixed, if you’re still afraid of ice skating. sometimes, if i’m not careful, the guilt creeps up on me in the middle of the night and i sob quietly for hours wishing i could tell you how sorry i am that everything happened while i...
