January 2011
40 posts
on a friend’s front porch in the warm nights of summer i watched the cherry of your cigarette burn bright as you lifted it to your lips and inhaled.
i always hoped that you would decide to skip a beat in the rhythm of your chain smoking to give my lips a chance of being the next to touch yours.
but you always chose the sensation of nicotine in your blood and the smoke in your lungs, and...
that awkward moment when you`re on your period &...
ohmycristianoronaldo:
if your shower is cold
when the turning lights turns red before you could go
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
i think it's funny
that the only boyfriend who ever made an effort with my family was the only boyfriend my family hated.
actually,
it’s not that funny.
Cats, hats, and other such nonsense.: I have →
thekittehdance:
the smallest feet in my bowling class.
Like, my feet are so small that I have to use kids shoes. The owner of the bowling alley knows me by name and I think it’s because he is so astounded by my tiny feet.
Who wears a 6 1/2 at age 20? I mean, really? This is a class of over 50 college students,…
Hahaha, I wear a size 5 1/2.
Lol you guys know Ben Wedeman? The famous CNN...
My boyfriend in high school cheated on me with his daughter.
Live stream of Egyptian revolution. →
Anonymous asked: You're the kind of girl that I would ask out.
drink up, baby, look at the stars, I’ll...
this story is a beautiful one,
and I could tell it time and time again to anyone who would listen.
you see, here we have the characters; that’s us. we have the rising climax, the climax, us climaxing together (get it?)
but the story decided to end at the resolution. quite an odd way to end. completely conclusion-less.
which makes the story hard to tell sometimes, but does not make it worth any less in telling.
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one last ditch effort,
and then i’m done.
no one should ever get romantically involved with me.
hammerito:
“Mr. Madison Ms. Bachmann, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
I might as well post...
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder?
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would've enjoyed this more had it been real. Einstein didn't believe in a personal God. In fact, it is rumored that he was more of a pantheist than anything. I have nothing against heartwarming Christian stories. I have everything against any story that makes claims that aren't true.
http: //www.snopes.com/religion/einstein.asp
if you don't make compromises for those you care...
you probably don’t care about them at all.
i wish i was the kind of girl that guys ask out on...
lololol.
i have so many friends to write letters to!
give me more addresses!
here.
dear followers;
i would like a pen pal.
i have all the stamps and envelopes, but nowhere to send them.
and no one to get to know.
give me your addresses! :)
i can't even explain to you
how much i need a few good friends right now.
Day One: Ten Things You Want To Say To Ten...
1. I consider you one of my closest friends. But somewhere in your biological makeup, you have deemed yourself VERY hard to get along with. You have an innate capability of getting under my skin. Sometimes, it even goes farther than me just being annoyed by you, but sometimes, I find it hard to even respect you. But I will never say anything bad about you to your face, to your friends, or to...
Turn Ons;
elengberg:
asiainferno:
stonedandhalfwaysober:
lip biting.
ass grabbing.
dirty talk.
hair pulling.
hand guiding.
having me up against the wall.
kissing my neck.
teasing me.
Tumblr just reads my mind…
everything except hair pulling — i don’t have a tender head, i just don’t like my head being jerked by you unexpected hahahaa
yep. all of the above, please. kthnx.
The Only Broken-Hearted Loser You'll Ever Need:... →
afistfulofrhetoric:
Huge van, long drive, free gas, laughing, sleeping, waking, sleeping again, beautiful valleys, farmland, city, confusing/steep roads, forest, cabin, pond, dandelion, weird slug thing, swing set, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, weird flakes in my coffee from melted cup, disobeying counselors,…
my favorite moments as well.
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my love is real.
my love is real.
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i always have,
i always will.
hungover.